Thursday, August 6, 2009

The Personals Section

Looking for a a thespian, equestrian, loquacious, part-time lesbian. Should know about a sybian and love the band Kasabian. A dead again, born again, who loves the booze and porn again. She's run amok, don't give a fuck, but coulda had some better luck. She always up, she's always down, she really wants to leave this town. Must have car or live near a bar (‘cause I don’t wanna walk too far).

Thanks,

Jerry

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